A Blonde's Diet

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a
diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,
you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my

The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going
to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."