The bottle and the bomb




3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the ******** The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the ******** The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the ******** When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.