Richie Rich




One day this rich guy was having a party at his house. He had everything: money, a big house in Beverly Hills, women, cars, planes, bonds and stocks; anything he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So at the party, he and his friends are all standing around drinking and partying next to the pool. The guy gets up on the lifeguard tower and all his friends look up.

He calls for silence and says, "OK, the first person that swims across my pool will get all of my money." No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd and says, "OK, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money and my house." Still no one moves.

"OK then, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money, my house, and all my cars and planes." Still, no one moves, not even an eye blinks this time.

"Ok then, all my money, my house, all my cars and planes, all of my property, all my stocks, bonds and investments and all the pussy you can handle; everything I own."

"SPLASH!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like tarzan - he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side.

The rich guy on the tower jumps down and runs over to him. "That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done! Do you want the money now or later?"

"I don't want the money."

"Do you want the house now or later?"

"I don't want the house."

"Do you want the cars or the planes?"

"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?"

"I don't want that either."

"Do you want the girls now or later?"

"I don't want the girls."

The rich man looks at him and says, "Well, what the hell do you want?!?!" "I want the mother-fucker that pushed me in."