Please buy the chicken
Once, Eddie's mother tell him to bring the chicken with him to town to sell it because thay need money. he arrived in town and ask a young woman if she wants to buy. She said:
-i will buy, but my money is at home. would you come home with me. i don't bring money today.
The boy said yes, they arrived at her house. she is getting money. There are knocks on the doors
-hide, he is my husband, he is very crazy, he will kill you.
So the boy hide in her wardrobe. But it wasn't her husband, it's her boyfriend. they have a few kiss, but there are knocks again. it's her husband now. so he hide in the same wardrobe as the boy. they have a little chat.
-can you buy the chicken?
-why do i need one?
-buy or i will call out loud
-ok here, $10. take it and shut up
5 seconds later.
-give me back the chicken
-give back or i will yell
-please buy the chicken. if not i will yell
and at the end of the day, he go back with the chicken.
-here mum, $200, and the chicken, and the rest for me.
his father arrived home. Eddie looks at him in surprise. then for a moment, he had an idea.
-dad, please buy the chicken.
- listen, you still owe me $200 in the wardrobe.
-please buy the chicken or i will tell mum.