The Redneck

In the back woods of West Virginia, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said: "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't put the lantern down... I think there's another one to come! "Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. And once again, he implored the father: "Don't put down that lantern... It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Do ya thank it's the light that's attractin'em?