Good and Bad News
The doctor tells his patient "I have good news and bad news for you, which would you like to hear first?"
The patient asks for the bad news first.
"I have the results of your examination of your injuries to both your feet and we're going to have to amputate right away."
"That's the bad news? what could the good news be?"
"See that man in the lobby?"
"Yeah," says the patient, "What about him?"
The doctor looks at the patient with a grin, "He wants to buy your shoes!"