Signs of the Times!
Sign on an electrician's truck:
"Let Us Remove Your Shorts."
Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town.
"Best Place in Town to Take a Leak."
Sign in a realtor's office:
"Lots for little."
Sign in a shoe store:
"Come in and have a fit."
Sign in a maternity clothes store:
"We are open on labor day."
Sign in a non-smoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Sign on the door of the maternity ward:
"Push Push Push."
Sign in a bookstore:
"We treat you write."
Sign in an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
Sign in a podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."
Sign in a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."
Sign on used car lot:
"Second hand cars in first crash condition."
Sign in a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a laundry shop:
"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a fence:
"Dog food is expensive. Salesmen welcome!"
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
Sign at a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."